Room at Makepeace Manor -- or want to be our next door neighbor?

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We've got a room, a room at Makepeace Manor, available soon, complete with
window and door and paint and lots of other amazing features... it's a
small room but not small in a petty sort of way, well maybe Tom Petty,
since you get to look "Out in the Great Wide Open." On the first floor,
with a full bath next to it, and close enough to the kitchen for a midnight
snack. Included is the private room, the house and the acre of land, the
legendary hot tub, off-street parking, and all utilities, including
internet, heat, water, and lots of grass. All that for just $650 a month.
Oh, and you get to live with five Burners as we abide by the 10 Principles.
Look up some guy named Brewster Von Thyme
if interested.

Also -- the house next door is for sale! It's going to go very fast,
possibly today even, as they have five bids already. If anyone wants to
lend me some funds I'd gladly buy it. Or, you could buy it, and have the
coolest neighbors ever! Contact me if interested.

http://www.movoto.com/alexandria-va/6520-montrose-st-alexandria-va-22312...

Cheers,
Brewster